Sour Apple Soda

Ah, Sundays. The most looked-forward to, and also sometimes dreaded, day of the week. During the week, I am so busy with school and work that I look forward to the weekend. Just to remember that I don't really have a "weekend" after all. (weekend-n- two days of relaxation and enjoyment after a long week of work) Saturday is pretty full of waking up late, then getting ready for and going to work. Then, when Sunday comes, it seems like time flies and monday is right around the corner. But, it is always nice to just sit on the couch while I listen to my goldfish, Gilbert, dropping rocks in his bowl and drink a Green Apple Soda. That is, I am drinking the soda and listening to my fish, who is not drinking anything except his dirty water. Good thing I'm the human in this picture.
While I was letting my mind wander this afternoon, I was remembering when I was in middle school. I think part of what brought this back from my memory was Chandler coming to visit. My friend, Samantha, has her sister here, visiting and whenever I'm around her, I feel young again. Today I decided to change my outfit so that we would match. exactly. Wearing the exact same dress as someone else is something I would do in middle and early highschool, but have since realized that it probably isn't the best idea. So, you may be wondering, why did I give in to the fashion faux pas? Because I like feeling young and being silly. That's how I was in middle school anyway, and still am a little bit crazy. Here is something that my friends and I did to pass that time and make each other laugh. This one was written by my old friend, Ambur- the most creative one. I don't blame anyone who doesn't waste their time reading this, because it is really long, and you might not get the inside jokes. But, if nothing else, you'll understand my quirks better.



Marie: I'm still full...
Judith: What do mean still? You have a cheeseburger in your hand!
Marie: HOW COME I AM ALWAYS THE ONE EATING IN AMBUR'S STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ambur: Actually, I just finnished eating a 24oz. T-bone steak!!!! And now I'm eating a cheeseburger!
Marie: Yeah....Whatever....
Brenna: BREAK IT UP, BREAK IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Judith: Where's Charity?
Charity: I'm right HERE!!! I am just not saying anything again......
Judith: Oh......
Marie: Lets call Frank....
All but her: NO!!!
Ambur:(Grabbing face and jumping around screaming) MY EYES!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!
Judith: What about your eyes?
Ambur: They fell out!!!!!!!!!!!
Marie:(Screams) AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HER EYES REALLY DID FALL OUT!!!!(Points to eyes on ground)
(Screen stops and a man appears.)
Man: Thinking your eyes fell out. Another unfortunate side afftect of hunger. Should have eaten a Snickers bar.
(Screen goes on again)
Ambur: But I'm not hungry! I just ate a 24 oz. T-bone steak and a cheeseburger!
Marie: And her eyes really did fall out!!!
(Screen stops again)
Man: Thinking I'm wrong. Another unfortunate side affect of hunger.
(Screen stops then starts)
Man: Thinking your friends eyes fell out. Another unfortunate side affect of hunger.
Announcer: Snickers. Don't let hunger happen to you.
Ambur: I don't like snickers
Charity: I'm organic
Brenna: It's a school night
Judith: Um....
Marie: Uh.....KICK!!!!!!!!
(Snickers guy goes flying)
Marie: Now, where were we?
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Oh man, I love those episodes. That was only one of about 42 others that were made by ambur (shown here) brenna, judith, and even I made a couple. But, I spared you from reading mine- they were badly written. But, now maybe there is a little more of an explanation of why I'm crazy- I grew up that way.