You are what you Eat

If anyone has seen the movie Split Infinity, then you know what I mean when I say that I'm dressed like AJ on her first day in the past. Maybe that's where I got the idea to wear this outfit. But, besides the fact that I actually kinda like the way my clothes look, I have a bigger reason for wearing what I do. It all started with pizza. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evening, Pizza at supper time- when pizza's almost dirt cheap, you can eat pizza anytime. So, pizza was the beginning of an eating frenzy. Do you realize (no, not "that I have had diahrea since easters") how many calories and grams of fat are on a single slice of pizza? And do you know how many pieces one must eat in order to be fully satisfied? Well, I do, and it is no small number, mark my words ("consider them marked"). So, along with eating pizza, I would also eat anything else that came in my path when I was hungry, and even sometimes when I wasn't. I love sweets- especially brownies, samantha's cookies, dulce de leche, and kinder eggs. Unfortunately, those items were often readily available for my consumption during the fall and especially winter semester. So, you can just ask my hips- my hips don't lie- and they will tell you that they are feeling especially uncomfortable, yet warm with the extra insulation, in my now-tight jeans. So, I am forced to wear whatever fits and is comfortable, which often winds up being loose pants so that you don't see any of this:



Yes, the muffin-top look is definitely not what I'm going for. So, it is true that you are what you eat. "the fat content. It has fat in it- it's going to be in me!" But, I guess it's good that I don't eat too many tacos, like mario apparently did...